Lawrence Welk

I think he dressed well. And I appreciate his show. I love to watch the old couples dance. They also dressed to the nines. Fashion-forward old folks are grande because they're not ready to smell the mop.

That Welk guy wore his watch on his right hand. Fuckin' a. You can't do that in the 70s. Good for him.

I love big chandiliers and sequened dresses and big permed hair and microphones shaped like that Hitachi dildo.

Oh and the hump in his hair was rad, too.